Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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