should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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