Too much gin, very little bucket
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Randomize
