I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
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The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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