so that wasnt chicken after all
Please, let me fuck your mom
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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