Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
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Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
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You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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