we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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