Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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