So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
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opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
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Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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