Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
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This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
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So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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