love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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