im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
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this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
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Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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