Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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