How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
i dont even know how to be here
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
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Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
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Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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