Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
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