i don't plan on having that self control this summer
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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