I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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