i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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