yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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