She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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