I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
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He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
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New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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