wat bout pragnant strippers??
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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