I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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