Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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