You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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