haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
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Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
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Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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