everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
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I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
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Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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