I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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