I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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