Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
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Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I got inside last night via doggy door
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Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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