I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
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Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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