Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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