Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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