So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
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I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
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But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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