On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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