so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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