And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
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We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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