is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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