Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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