Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
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I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
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