Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
wow bdsm is so cute
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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