is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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