East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
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Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
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let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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