4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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