he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
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You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
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I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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