what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Your dad touched me again.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
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Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
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They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
True strength comes from lack of pants
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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