Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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