You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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