I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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