god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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