Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
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She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Found the puke drawer
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
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You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
I did not marry a roomba.
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