I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
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I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
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