if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
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Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
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I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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