Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
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Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
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God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Randomize