Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Watching her eat just hurts me
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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